Monday, 18 November 2013

Dread Ball League

League Results



Team Name
Manager
Won
Lost
Played
Pts
Green Hornets
Jon
1
0
1
2
Thunder Mountain Hoarders
Michael
1
0
1
2
New England Rat-riots
Ed
0
1
1
1
New Ork Giants
Darren
0
1
1
1
Ben’s Robots
Ben Robots
0
0
0
0
Yawn Humans (TBD)
T-Diddy
0
0
0
0


Next Fixtures 21 November 2013

Green Hornets Vs Forge Fathers
Yawn Humans Vs Ben's Robots

Thursday, 7 November 2013

The Enemy Within Campaign: Day 7

Ahh, dear readers, do you remember the scene from Goodfellas where the bar owner goes into business with Paulie, purely as a way to get the Joe Pesci’s psycho off his back. However, Paulie just runs the business into the ground without concern for the bar owner or his bar.

Henry Hill (narrating): “But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me.”

A similar situation happened prior to this story that you hold in your very eyes...

Players: “Where’s the story write up of the last adventure?”
GM: “Oh, I’ve had a busy time of it of late”
Players: “Fuck you, story”
GM: “Great news though, I have a girlfriend now!”
Players: “Fuck you, story”
GM: “But I've been single for pretty much my entire life and this girl is...”
Players: “Yeah, 'special'. Fuck you, story”